I know my question must sound weird but... I'd like to know how to read a crochet pattern... in English!
I'm French and I know how to read it in my own language, because they always start the same way ("7 chain stitches, then 7 single crochet" etc). I opened an English pattern and horror happened

I'm not even sure about some stitches actually, but I still can watch them on Youtube to see how they're translated.
To be more specific, maybe I should show you an example of a free pattern! http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library ... gel-statue
Let's start with the beginning of the head: "Make a magic loop" (okay but which size?) "and ch 1." Does it mean I have to chain... one... no I don't even understand xD
Also, is "[dc2tog" "double crochet to... to what? Tog?"
Every pattern looks like this so I'd be bleeeessed to understand this one first! I hope it's not too much to ask (but I'm 100% sure it will save the life of many French people here).
Thaaanks!